Actual Diary: Mega-stardom, at last

I've been given the opportunity to illustrate a short story and contribute to alittlepoison.com. It's a pretty little site for a bunch of people in London who, like me, ooze creative slime and would like a place to smear it.

Here's my first illustration for them: The River of Life

Weird science teacher (2007)

What a treat for you bloggers! This is one of my most famous pieces. I know of at least one person who owns and cherishes a print of this striking sketch. Well, he photocopied it.

Prints (£4.99), t-shirts (£15.99), and originals (£100,000+) of all artwork featured on this page are available to purchase. What? Why not?

Sketch Diary: Welcome to my blog

Hello. My sketch diary is falling apart so I'm putting my sketches online. I'm not just going to talk/ type about myself to myself though, like most blogs. Hello?
Maybe I am. We'll see.
I've kept my weirder pictures seperate from the sketch diary. The sketch diary's main purpose is to record things I've done this year that I thought were visually interesting. Very little or none of it is actually interesting, of course.

Hope you're enjoying it so far, unfortunate reader, whoever you are.

Oh, that's me. Boo hoo.