Dream Diary: Let's go home, Mr Obama

I'm resorting to drawing dreams again, sorry. The physical realm just hasn't been very interesting lately.
You have to admit, this one's fairly prophetic though. Just me and Barack, the lone survivors returning from a DREADFUL WAR.

In a MINIBUS. IN DORSET

Sketch Diary: The Blue Spider (Dream)

I've been off work all week and have barely left the house, except to go to the pub and get drunk, which doesn't make for great sketches - so I have drawn the mysterious and magical Blue Spider that visited me in sleepy-land last night.

Yes, I know the first rule of How To Bore Someone to Death is: 'tell them all about your kerrraaazy dream.'

But instead of trying to explain impossible nonsense (e.g."I was in my room, but it was a bit like my school, except it wasn't because it was in space...") I've done this little explanatory sketch. Don't forget to click on the image to enlarge it, if you give a shit.

Weird science teacher (2007)

What a treat for you bloggers! This is one of my most famous pieces. I know of at least one person who owns and cherishes a print of this striking sketch. Well, he photocopied it.

Prints (£4.99), t-shirts (£15.99), and originals (£100,000+) of all artwork featured on this page are available to purchase. What? Why not?