Wednesday, 20 June 2012
Thursday, 8 September 2011
Sketch Diary: Sham Cam
On my break at work I found myself in the thick of the action at a Paralympics Expo in Trafalgar square. Boris is there, grinning and doing his trademark "er-er-er". That slightly famous black guy in a wheelchair is there.
Then a big silver car turns up and bang, it's David Cameron, right there in front of me. The only way to describe him in the flesh is like a man with a latex David Cameron mask on, or a very realistic inflatable David Cameron.
Then I bought a smoked salmon sandwich from EAT which had an unusually large amount of filling in it. It was an all-time classic in terms of lunch breaks.
Sketch Diary: Under The Cover of Darkness
Old Street, late at night.
I'm pretty sure this homeless man was er, wanking.
The focus of his attention seemed to be a line of attractive youngsters queuing up in their skimpy party clobber.
They seemed unaware there was (fairly frenzied) self-abuse at close-quarters and as usual it was just me that did a double-take, searing the awful image onto my retinas for all time.
I'm pretty sure this homeless man was er, wanking.
The focus of his attention seemed to be a line of attractive youngsters queuing up in their skimpy party clobber.
They seemed unaware there was (fairly frenzied) self-abuse at close-quarters and as usual it was just me that did a double-take, searing the awful image onto my retinas for all time.
Sunday, 12 June 2011
Monday, 10 January 2011
Sketch Diary: Falling Down (Part II)
Here I render my catastrophic attempt to jump over a large bush outside a bar. I went over like a mannequin being chucked over a fence. Bouncing on the pavement off my pelvis ensured maximum discomfort and humiliation.
There was booze involved, obviously, but tragically I think I did this because I caught half an hour of Jackass The Movie on Freeview last week.
There was booze involved, obviously, but tragically I think I did this because I caught half an hour of Jackass The Movie on Freeview last week.
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